Kenneth M. O’Brien
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Republicans are relishing the fact that Representative Weiner was less than frank.
He is now playing ketchup with the wurst of his hot-dogging failing to pass mustard.
While on the tube staking out his decision to remain in orifice, Weiner denied he had jeopardized his roll as a congressman.
He implied that a lot of his problems would be ignored if he was a Hebrew national.
He then announced he was heading home to Coney Island to have lunch at Nathan’s.