Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Just Plain Dumb

Kenneth M. O’Brien
(With apologies to my more
highbrow readers)

Republicans are relishing the fact that Representative Weiner was less than frank.

He is now playing ketchup with the wurst of his hot-dogging failing to pass mustard.

While on the tube staking out his decision to remain in orifice, Weiner denied he had jeopardized his roll as a congressman.

He implied that a lot of his problems would be ignored if he was a Hebrew national.

He then announced he was heading home to Coney Island to have lunch at Nathan’s.

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