Thursday, April 26, 2012

Let’s Have A Contest!


I want to thank Dennis Martinek for telling me something I didn’t know.

Apparently there’s an airport in Toronto with a very familiar name.

Given the photos he so kindly sent me I engaged in a little creative “re-imaging”.

Afterwards I tried a number of alternative captions, but I decided it would be fun to let you, The O’Zone readers, have a shot at it. 

I’ll let the submissions run through the weekend.

Then I’ll open a poll allowing people to vote for the best entry.

No big prize, just the undying admiration of your fellow O’Zoners.

Go for it!


25 comments:

  1. Caption,
    If Canada is good enough for Hyde and the Clemences, it’s good enough for me. (It’s amazing what government stipends can do for you.)

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  2. I'm working on naming rights for Fenway Park next.

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  3. And the beauty of my airport is that all of the lounges only serve Coors lite.

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  4. Our security at BB Airport is first class. We employ a team concept where every passenger is evaluated by the team and then I decide based on whatever I want.

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  5. Aka Jester

    Billy Bishop Airport Offering Low Evaluation Fares and Non-Stop Fights.

    All Novice Teachers Proceed to Terminal-Termination Fix. Book Now!

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  6. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

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  7. "Sure as hell beats their first name for it: The Lazo Landing Strip. Bob and Denise, let's grab some dinner at the Hyde Hotel Lounge. Oops, I forgot--that's in Quebec".

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  8. My own airport. Something else I'm not qualified to do.

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  9. I taught band, bullied teachers, and all I got was this lousy airport.

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  10. "The More Baggage You Have, The Better."

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  11. Home of BOZO the Clown School

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  12. When God was giving out brains, Bill Bishop thought he said planes, so he bought an airport.

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  13. aka Jester

    Billy Bishop Airport: Just Another Flea-Fly Hotspot!

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  14. "Now let me show you the Eric Ely sewage treatment plant"!

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  15. "Lazo's Bar will be opening inside the airport soon--either this year, or next year, or the year after, or the year after that..."

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  16. Fly now, pay later.

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  17. This was only a start. My friends are going to put me in charge of all the airports.

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  18. Those crashes? They were the pilot's fault. I wrote the evaluations to prove it.

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    1. But the relatives of the victims were a pain in the ass.

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  19. Good ol' toys for good ol' boys!

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  20. This was not what I meant when I said “gimme my props”.

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  21. Make sure your seatbacks and trays are in their full upright and locked positions. It’s going be a bumpy ride.

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  22. Let me show you the Jovan-Lazo Memorial chapel. I get on my knees there every day seeking guidance and protection.

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  23. Come Spy With Me!

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  24. I.M.Townie has submitted a visual entry. It can be seen at:

    https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxZPrM51Wd8EanNFNk9RQTlJc00/edit

    I will give it the caption, Billy's Flying Circus

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