Another week in beautiful cosmopolitan Southbridge and we return to the local humor mill.
Once again I am bedeviled trying to come up with anything more laughable than what our local solons provide for us.
Nevertheless, we give it the old collage try with raw materials provided as usual by the Southbridge town council and the Southbridge school department.
An additional dollop of amusement is provided at the end of the week as Mitt Romney wrangles an endorsement from another socially potent icon.
So, in the spirit of the Olympics, down that heaping bowl of Wheaties and wash it down with a frosty mimosa made of Florida OJ and French champagne, sit back, enjoy the funnies and let all that fiber do its thing.