Willard Romney: Seamus, I’m home.
Seamus: Woof, woof, woof. (Close captioned to English): Yes master. More kibble, please?
Willard Romney: Later. First, we need to talk. We named you Seamus – that’s a cute Irish name. It’s a tradition that an Irish name indicates you do what you’re told and aspire to positions that are modest and realistic. It’s not a license to embarrass your betters or overreach.
