Recently we ran a report on how Australia
responded to gun violence. I thought it would be a good idea to gain a
perspective on how that action is viewed by the vast majority of Aussies (albeit from a somewhat satirical standpoint). Herewith
is one point of view published the day before our article.
******
Australia Enjoys
Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime
"...the
peaceful two decades that have followed are "probably" because the
Australian government decided to strip us of our God-given right to own
projectile weaponry capable of shooting down helicopters."
3 December, 2015 10:05
CLANCY OVERELL, Editor The Betoota Advocate
Due to the nation’s controversial and oppressive gun
restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-shooting on Australian soil
today, for the 7158th day in a row.
Local cinema attendant, Christina Upton can’t
believe it has been a whole 19 years and 7 months since a heavily armed white
Australian male decided to shoot at a crowd of unsuspecting Australian
civilians for no reason.
She says the peaceful two decades that have followed
are “probably” because the Australian government decided to strip her of a
God-given right to own projectile weaponry capable of shooting down
helicopters.