After a week of input, 259 votes cast and more vituperative comments than a lifetime of Don Rickles’ and Joan Rivers’ performances combined, the results are in.
And the results are as definitive, and rewarding, as either the Soviet or American experiences in Afghanistan.
With a difference of only 13 votes out of the 259 cast, the opinion that the current SHS principal should stay came out on top by a statistically insignificant 5%.
I could go on at length as to why the difference is statistically meaningless. However, after a week of culling out or editing comments that would embarrass a patient with Tourette’s Syndrome, as well as seeing patterns of voting that would necessitate a team of U.N. observers to moderate, I am thoroughly disgusted.
All things considered, we’d probably be better off turning supervision of the Southbridge school system over to the students.
My prediction; I’ll end up being the villain in this black comedy.